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Active nihilism has faded out to passive nihilism, you're embracing peace love and no bathing and channeling your inner rock noir, this is some heavy shit dude...fingers and mice at the ready…

 

Dolce & Gabbana Velvet Blazer

Hugh Hefner wants his blazer back

Price: £1429   BUY!
 
You might be a burnout with herpes in more places than you can count, searching for the meaning of life at the bottom of a bottle or the end of a spliff, but that doesn't mean you have to look like you've washed your hair in a chip pan and thrifted through the local recycling banks for your garb. You'll crush many hearts in this Lou Reed-meets-Dracula-on-a-purple-night velvet dream.

 

 

 

Rokit 70s Black Oversize Side Panel Sunglasses

Eye candy

Price: £9   BUY!

You couldn’t keep a real rocker away from their sunglasses for all the opium in Afghanistan. 

 

 

 

 

 

Martin Margiela Small Leather Envelope

Sealed with a spliff

Price: £129.50   BUY!

They say real style can’t be bought - standard deviation from soap and water aside - we say they don’t know where to shop. For all your roll-up, johnny and cell phone number keeping needs look to Margiela.

 

 

 

 

Alex & Chloe Maini Peach Charm Bracelet

Peace maaaaaaaaaan

Price: £40   BUY!

The worlds most resonant image of you is likely to be when drunkenly shouting profanities, pulling curtains off rails and waving a TV above your head at your local Travelodge in a wannabe, never-gonna-be bid to star in MTV's Most Rocking.  Get some inner peace and wear it on your sleeve.

 

 

 

 

Paul Smith Flower and Polka Dot Scarf

Prints charming

Price: £35   BUY!

Like Steven Tyler, you're in it for “The Three M’s: money, music, and mmm… pussy!” Thrillinlg geek and devastatingly pretty, mix with a leather jacket and cigarette jeans for smoking hot rater than flamboyant flop. You'll have the ladies eating out of your plectrum plucking hand.

 

 

 

 

French Connection Bolted Belt

Leather licking good

Price: £28  BUY!

The leather forecast today is distressed tan with a slightly rusting brass buckle. You'll definitely need a belt out there today what with all those groupies fighting to have you with your pants down. Note: If required, may be used as a whip.

 

 

 

 

Rupert Sanderson Patent Mary-Jane Flats

Painted love

Price: £445   BUY!

No-one made Dorothy queen of patent red mary-janes; fuck miss goody-goody and her whine-fest bleatings about going home and strap on a pair.

 

 

 

 

Alexander Wang Baggy Pants w/ Corset Detail

I’m sooo waisted

Price: $450  BUY!

Mixing a boned corseted waist with tapered khaki pants, letting you go from laptopping to bar hopping with nary a changing room in sight is hotter than Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithful screwing in a sauna.

 

 

 

 

Joux Joux le Shoe The 'Pikes' Shoe

The shoe must go on

Price: £180   BUY!

Get on your dancing shoes, you sexy little swi-inne - no literally - these bad boys are made from recycled cassette tape and are guaranteed to have you doing the two step to the sweet sounds of an electric guitar.

 

 

 

 

Carvela Simple Boots

Where the wild things are

Price: $76   BUY!

Black thermal leggings - your grannies favourite - with grey leopard print - your trashy aunt Tracey’s favourite - are a recipe for try-hard, look-bad disaster. But your kicking mutton-dressed as lambism's in their dentures and doing this rock style, with all that deep melancholy, pent up emotion that has you headbanging at brain cell bursting levels and twisting tongues with lead singers so all's good in the hood and yes, you can wear heels with thermal leggings, just be sure they're in the boot family.

 

 

 

 

 

Words: Sarah Bonser
Graphics: Alex Elnaugh