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Cookery #5

Dad's Fetuccini Alfredo with Garlic-Lime Chicken

What a bummer! Where is Heisenflei? Far from panicking, SUPERSWEET keeps its cool by inviting The Pity Party's remaining half M round for another cookery. As it turned out, he nearly succeed in killing us all with food coma. It did shut us up for a good few hours though. Here's M's second recipe from his dad, don't do this at home - the not washing hands part that is!

M: SUPERSWEET makes me cook again. A trip to the local Budgens and a good refrigerator raid find us with bread, lime, mushrooms, sour cream, eggs, pasta, parmesan cheese, chicken breast, a cutting board and a straining bowl. I didn't wash my hand again...

I love dicing garlic. I love you.

Cut lime. Always cook in a vintage t-shirt. Squeeze limes with attitude for best flavor.

Limes apparently make me crazy.

 Add some salt and all-seasoning to the mix.

 Wash chicken. Cut chicken. [SS: Phew! We finally tricked him into washing his hands!]

 Add chicken to garlic-lime sauce.

 Soak chicken in sauce for 10 minutes.

 What did the mushroom say when the carrot broke up with him? "Hey, aren't I a fungi?"

 This wok is perfect for chicken. How the hell do I use this grill?

 Mushrooms and olive oil on low heat. Boil some water for the pasta.

 If you have a couple of minions, have them make garlic bread. Nothing like some carbs with your carbs.

 Spread for the bread: diced garlic and butter. Use loads to facilitate a proper heart attack.

 Separate the yolk from the whites. Use only the yolk for Alfredo sauce.

 The chicken wok is fired up and ready to go. 6-8 minutes should be plenty.

 In a sauce pan on low heat, mix in sour cream with egg yolks.

 This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.  Any questions?

More cholesterol. More cholesterol!  MORE!!! 

 Add parmesan cheese.

 I am such an awesome multi-tasker...

 Pasta taste test!

Pasta straining,..

 Add sauce to strained pasta. And then -- guess what! More cheese.

 Mix in mushrooms and chicken.

 Ready to be eaten.

 Giving everyone an equal amount.

 Taking more than my fair share.

Entering food coma. I'll be dead for a week.